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Velcro Dog Tax: paid in full.

Filed quarterly. Renewed annually. Worth it.

For the Australian Shepherd parent whose dog has been within three feet of them since 2021, including during bathroom breaks, work calls, and the occasional shower. The Aussie is the original velcro breed — bred to herd, deployed on your couch. This Australian Shepherd tee, rendered as a vintage Audubon-style naturalist plate, names the relationship for what it is: a tax, paid daily, with no plans to default.

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$26.00USD

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BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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