golden retrieverLimited
Sockdog by trade. Menace by passion
$30.00identity · golden retriever
── Archetype · reclaiming the stereotype
Pet identity t-shirts — reclaiming the stereotype.
Yes, my dog is a menace. Yes, my Shepherd sheds. Yes, my black cat brings 'bad luck' that's actually just other people's bad luck. Snarkpaws identity tees reclaim the stereotypes the internet keeps lobbing at us — and wear them proudly.
- Velcro Shepherd. German Shedder. Void Deployed. Tortitude. Sockdog by trade, menace by passion.
- Heritage screen-print aesthetic on heavyweight Comfort Colors blanks.
- Each shirt = one specific stereotype, reclaimed.
- Free U.S. shipping over $50. Returns within 30.
The Identity rack.
25 teesfrench bulldogLimited
Bat ears. Hot takes. No filter
$30.00identity · french bulldog
dachshundLimited
Bred to fight badgers. Currently fighting the doorbell
$30.00identity · dachshund
german shepherdLimited
German Shedder. The D is silent. The fur is not
$30.00identity · german shepherd
orange tabbyLimited
Harbinger of chaos. Weighs nine pounds
$30.00identity · orange tabby
black catLimited
Void deployed
$30.00identity · black cat
tortoiseshellLimited
Tortitude
$30.00identity · tortoiseshell
maine coonLimited
Not a lynx. Still terrifying
$34.00identity · maine coon
ragdollLimited
Floppy when picked up. Loud when left alone
$30.00identity · ragdoll
turtleLimited
Take it slow
$30.00identity · turtle
black catLimited
The void, gestural
$30.00identity · black cat
german shepherdLimited
Studies in: shedding
$30.00identity · german shepherd
maine coonLimited
A study in fluff
$30.00identity · maine coon
french bulldogLimited
The frog dog, gestural
$30.00identity · french bulldog
german shepherdLimited
German Shedder
$32.00identity · german shepherd
dog momLimited
My blood type is dog fur
$32.00identity · dog mom
huskyLimited
The Husky scream is a love language
$22.00identity · husky
australian shepherdLimited
Velcro Dog Tax: paid in full
$22.00identity · australian shepherd
border collieLimited
Border Collie stare survivor
$22.00identity · border collie
chihuahuaLimited
Ankle biter energy
$22.00identity · chihuahua
cat dadLimited
Cat Dad. That's the whole personality
$22.00identity · cat dad
dog momLimited
Foster fail. Zero regrets
$22.00identity · dog mom
dog momLimited
Currently in my Dog Mom Era
$22.00identity · dog mom
cat dadLimited
Officially in my Crazy Cat Dad Era
$22.00identity · cat dad
dog momLimited
DINK + Dog
$22.00identity · dog mom
Worn by everyone tired of pretending their pet is anything other than exactly what they're known for.
Identity tees, all 9 breedsThree blanks · your choiceFrom $19Free U.S. shipping over $50Printed on demandIdentity tees, all 9 breedsThree blanks · your choiceFrom $19Free U.S. shipping over $50Printed on demand