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She screams at me when the WiFi is slow.

I'm not sure she understands routers. She has opinions anyway.

For the household where the dog is the harshest tech reviewer in the room. She has opinions about the WiFi, the streaming service, and the smart bulb that takes 0.4 seconds too long to respond. The verdict is unacceptable buffering. The verdict is final.

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$26.00USD

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BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
SizeM
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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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