── german shepherd  ·  introvert

Velcro Shepherd. I haven't peed alone since 2021.

She supervises. She judges. She follows.

For the human who has accepted that personal space is now a shared experience, monitored at all times. She supervises the bathroom, the shower, and most phone calls. The Velcro Shepherd has clearance for everything. You no longer have clearance for the bathroom.

Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.