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Not a lynx. Still terrifying.

The ear tufts are proper.

For the owner whose Maine Coon has been mistaken for a bobcat by the mailman three times this month and a small lynx once by Animal Control. The ear tufts are proper. The size is intimidating. The personality is mostly affection — but he won't tell strangers that.

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$26.00USD

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BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
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Design story · 7 min

Field note: 'Not a lynx. Still terrifying'

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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