golden retrieverLimited
Introverted, but willing to discuss my Golden for three hours
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── black cat · introvert
Just me and the void.
The void asks for nothing. It judges everything.
For the household where the void is technically present, technically silent, and technically right about everything. She asks for nothing. She judges everything. The space she occupies in the dark hallway is now load-bearing.
Price
In stock$26.00USD
BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
SizeM
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
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Care & feeding
Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.
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