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── dachshund  ·  personality

Tiny CEO energy. Big opinions. Bad back.

She runs the household. She also runs the vet bill.

For the dachshund owner whose tiny CEO has a corner office, a calendar, and a strict no-meetings policy. The household budget is half her vet fund and half her treat fund. The shareholders (her) are pleased with the trajectory.

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$26.00USD

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BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
SizeM
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Design story · 7 min

The design story — Dachshund, personality

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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