── dachshund  ·  sarcastic

She heard the command. She chose violence.

Trainable, in the sense that we trained her, and she said no.

For the Dachshund owner who has accepted that twelve pounds of stubborn outranks them in every category. She heard the command. She processed the command. She chose violence anyway, with feeling.

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