First order: 20% off + free U.S. shipping over $50
Snarkpaws.
AllGiftsStoriesJournalGolden RetrieverFrench BulldogDachshundGerman ShepherdBoxerGreat DanePitbullPoodleRottweilerHuskyAustralian ShepherdBernedoodleBorder CollieChihuahuaOrange TabbyBlack CatTortoiseshellMaine CoonRagdollTurtleDog MomCat DadIntrovertSarcasticAnxious MomSarcastic DadPersonalityIdentity
← Back to shopdachshund  ·  personality

── dachshund  ·  personality

Die Hard. Wet Dog Edition.

Yippee-ki-yay, bath time.

For the Doxie who treats every Saturday bath like Nakatomi Plaza — vents to crawl through, hostages to take, a single John McClane resisting the hose. Yippee-ki-yay, bath time. Resistance lasts approximately 41 minutes.

Price

$26.00USD

In stock
BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
SizeM
Share this shirt

Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.

Design story · 7 min

'Die Hard. Wet Dog Edition' — a Dachshund story

Read the story behind this design →
Loading reviews…
Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

Also in the collection.

golden retrieverLimited
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)

Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)

$34.00

personality · golden retriever

french bulldogLimited
Frog dog. Drama queen. Tiny dragon.

Frog dog. Drama queen. Tiny dragon

$34.00

personality · french bulldog

dachshundLimited
Long boi judges. Long boi withdraws. Long boi correct.

Long boi judges. Long boi withdraws. Long boi correct

$30.00

introvert · dachshund

dachshundLimited
She heard the command. She chose violence.

She heard the command. She chose violence

$30.00

sarcastic · dachshund

BREAKING: Plans cancelled by request of the dogFree U.S. shipping over $50Sized XS — 2XLThree blanks · your choiceBREAKING: Plans cancelled by request of the dogFree U.S. shipping over $50Sized XS — 2XLThree blanks · your choice