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Introverted, but willing to discuss my Golden for three hours
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$600 vet bill. It was the carpet. He's fine.
He is always fine. The carpet is not.
For the dog mom whose vet has her on the family-plan punch card. He ate something — he always eats something — and the receipt is taller than the dog. He's fine. The carpet, the rug, the new shoe, and the wallet are not.
Price
In stock$26.00USD
BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
SizeM
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
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Care & feeding
Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.
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