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World's okayest Golden Dad. Certified by the dog. Probably.

Certification revoked monthly. Reissued.

For the dad whose Golden has more Instagram followers than he does and a more interesting feed. The certification is reissued every Father's Day, revoked by Tuesday. The dog is currently lobbying for new privileges.

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$26.00USD

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BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

BREAKING: Plans cancelled by request of the dogFree U.S. shipping over $50Sized XS — 2XLThree blanks · your choiceBREAKING: Plans cancelled by request of the dogFree U.S. shipping over $50Sized XS — 2XLThree blanks · your choice