golden retrieverLimited
Introverted, but willing to discuss my Golden for three hours
$30.00introvert · golden retriever
← Back to shopgolden retriever · personality
── golden retriever · personality
Bark to the Future.
1.21 jiggawatts of zoomies.
For the Golden whose 'time to run' button is permanently stuck in the on position and the off button was eaten in 2019. 1.21 jiggawatts of pure zoomie. Fire trail optional. Couch reupholstering, not optional.
Price
In stock$26.00USD
BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
SizeM
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Loading reviews…
Care & feeding
Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.
Also in the collection.
See all 100 →golden retrieverLimited
He's a 14/10. Brent disagrees. Brent is wrong
$30.00sarcastic · golden retriever
golden retrieverLimited
$600 vet bill. It was the carpet. He's fine
$34.00anxious mom · golden retriever
golden retrieverLimited
World's okayest Golden Dad. Certified by the dog. Probably
$30.00sarcastic dad · golden retriever
BREAKING: Plans cancelled by request of the dogFree U.S. shipping over $50Sized XS — 2XLThree blanks · your choiceBREAKING: Plans cancelled by request of the dogFree U.S. shipping over $50Sized XS — 2XLThree blanks · your choice