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Girl Dad to a tube of drama.

She's three pounds. She rules.

For the dad whose three-pound co-CEO has more authority over the household than he does and reminds him daily. Walks scheduled by her. Treats authorized by her. The lease, presumably, is also in her name.

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$26.00USD

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BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
SizeM
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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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