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Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
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── german shepherd · personality
Math checks out. So do the receipts.
For the GSD household where the dog is somehow more dramatic than the spouse and more dignified than the cat. Fifty percent dog, fifty percent goblin, one hundred percent receipts. The math has been audited. The audit confirmed it.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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