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Jurassic Bark.

Hold onto your butts.

For the Shepherd whose raptor stance has been a documented threat to the mailman, the meter reader, and three squirrels with names since 2019. Hold onto your butts. The dog opens doors. The dog also closes them, behind you, when displeased.

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$26.00USD

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BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
SizeM
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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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