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Shepherd Dad. The dog screens guests. Including me.
Approval pending forever.
For the dad whose own dog clears him for entry one morning and bars him the next — no appeal process, no warning. The Shepherd screens guests, the contractor, and most family members. Approval pending, forever.
Price
In stock$26.00USD
BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
SizeM
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
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Care & feeding
Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.
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