golden retrieverLimited
World's okayest Golden Dad. Certified by the dog. Probably
$30.00sarcastic dad · golden retriever
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Tortie Dad. Outranked at home.
She runs the house. I just pay rent.
For the dad whose tortie has selected one human (not him) and made the choice public to every visiting human. She runs the house. He just pays rent and rotates the catnip. The succession plan has him at the bottom.
Price
In stock$26.00USD
BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
SizeM
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
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Care & feeding
Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.
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